One minute all is well in the world; Boogie is hauling out all the tupperware containers and playing on the floor, and Im sitting at the table making out a grocery list.

Next thing I know, I look over and she has scaled the oven.

Completely.

She has both her hands wrapped around the oven door handle, and both of her feet are off the floor. She was standing on the drawer underneath the oven, toes curled around the edge of it to get a good foot-hold.

There's no telling what she would have done next if I hadn't stopped her.

Aye yi yi ... there's not a moment of rest in this house!